shawndaris

Someone that knows it all. Always serious! Claims he isnt fake but will lie in a heartbeat. However, he's a hopeless romantic. Loves the ladies and has a wondering eye

Stop lying Shawndaris!

by Integrity&truth December 21, 2016

shandarion

A very strong man, athletic. Usually loves basketball, has A huge cock. He is very arrogant, he is always watching porn but he has to be laid in a relationship. He doesn't cheat on his girlfriend.

Big Cock, Athletic, Energitic, Faithful,Shandarion

by Skert November 26, 2013

Shawndraia

A very unique name for an awesome unique woman. She's very nonchalant and if you know her you know she takes no crap! Very loving woman that puts her family first, the type you can take home to mama. The luckiest man alive will get to have her for a wife, she's the definition of loyalty.

When I grow up I want to be just like Shawndraia, she's awesome!

by PrettyBrownRound December 19, 2016

Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Shawndis

Someone who inserts finger into rectum, poops, and then spends the next week licking the finger and also participates in incest.

If it looks like a Shawndis and smells like a Shawndis, by golly its a Shawndis.

by Shawndis March 8, 2016

Shandris

Somewhat relates to the term "noob" but in a more extreme case. Usually somebody really, REALLY bad or just plain retarded.
Most likely used in a gaming term.

"My god, that kid is such a Shandris"

or
Thank God I'm not as Shandris as him.

by Masyr March 26, 2010

Shandris Brain

A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.

Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."

by Concerned-Individual February 24, 2021