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Shaw-Cross 

The rubbing of a mans genitals onto his own seminal fluids.
He shaw-crossed after his steady masturbation was over.
Shaw-Cross by WhiteSharpie August 2, 2015

The Shawcross

The Shawcross is the entity that eats your food out of the fridge or biscuit cupboard. Some believe he exists only in legend, however equally others say that they knew they had half a fruit cake in the cupboard which has now mysteriously disappeared.
In some cultures, The Shawcross is also blamed for the loss of one sock out of a pair - especially when you know you DEFINITELY put two in the washing machine.
John "WTF ! I had half a Christmas cake in the bread tin which I've been looking forward to all day... Have YOU eaten it Tim you fucker??"
Tim "No - maybe we've been visited by legendary food thief... The Shawcross!!!"
John "Grrrrrrr!!"
The Shawcross by Schmilliemoo April 21, 2011

shawcrossed

Shawcrossed means to be struck in awe by the frighteningly enormous penis of another person.
Damn dude, Kerry just totally shawcrossed me earlier today!
shawcrossed by Roxanne1000 September 12, 2015
v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.
Shawcross by Roth Vantage November 27, 2015

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026