shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007