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shatner'd 

Children a new dawn is upon us, for I (Insig) have found the future, gone are the days of "own", usless are the phrases such as "o rly" and "zomg" becasue now there is only one...

shatner'd - It can be used anytime, anyplace and anywhere.
"dude, you just got Shatnered"

"man, thats Shatneriffic"

"Shatner does not aprrove"

"HOLY SHATNER"

"Shatner-ness"
shatner'd by Insig September 11, 2005
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William Shatner'd 

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.
Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.
Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.

shatter day 

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.
Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!
shatter day by That1dude614 September 4, 2017

Shatnerd 

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.
Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.
Shatnerd by the Pollylu July 8, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026