shat on a turtle 

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

shat on a turtle by sytelus July 30, 2010

shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005

shat on a turtle. 

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

shat on a turtle. by jaybiam July 6, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022