shat on a turtle 

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

shat on a turtle by sytelus July 30, 2010

shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005

shat on a turtle. 

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

shat on a turtle. by jaybiam July 6, 2011