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shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005

shat on a turtle. 

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.
it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...
shat on a turtle. by jaybiam July 6, 2011