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When you've SHARTed, and then when you get out of the bathroom you have to immediately POOP.
Mommy sharooped while cooking, so I didn't eat her food for 1 week.
sharoop by UcladudeJon December 5, 2019

sharecrapper 

Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.
"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"

"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."
sharecrapper by Vesper47 March 29, 2017

shartoop 

its a way of telling how cute some1 or something is
that dog is sooo shartoop or shartooping
shartoop by boo jasim February 17, 2021

Sharecropper

Ol skool term for a farmer or rural dweller. (see also redneck or hick)
Them folks Paris and Nicole be stayin with...what sharecroppers.
Sharecropper by Sirharper October 6, 2004

sharecone 

An ultimate bonding experience shared between your stoner mates.

A cone that is pulled by multiple people, similar to a party cone, but on a smaller scale. A spiritual voyage that makes friends for life. Usually occurs when a group of people are deep into a sesh and have run out of lung capacity.
"Oi Wanna do a sharecone?"
"Fuck oath mate"
sharecone by QHSB March 29, 2017

shamecropping

the art of capturing the perfect instagram angle, effectively cropping out all of one's shame with the intent of making the moment grammable
"Her life's a wreck right now, but she's shamecropping it well"
shamecropping by little mayor October 12, 2017