shapleh

to grab your urethra and peel your penis inside out to expose your urethra to fresh air, and then masturbate. a common masturbation technique used by primitive men who were not able to experience the use of a fleshlight.

Sally: Do you want me to jerk you off.
Fred: No, I'd rather you just shapleh me.
Sally: What's that?
Fred: It's when you flip my urethra inside out and jerk me off.

by cornelius rutheford August 16, 2009

Shapleplumped

Flabbergasted

- I was shapleplumped when I reached into my pocket and couldn't find the keys.

by Ultimaker January 8, 2017

Shaleha

A riddle that is impossible to solve, A mystery yet to be discovered, a secret yet to be to told.

A riddle shaleha

by sandra123 January 19, 2011

shapley

involves being over-competitive and leading people around schools stressing "it's important"

"stop being such a shapley!"
"he pulled a shapley on me!"

by iliart November 27, 2009

Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

Shaple

A cap at the top of some cameras used to make conversations on a camera

Carol: I wanna have a conversation.

Zoe: Why don’t we do it on a camera?

Carol: Good! Where is the shaple?

Zoe: At the top of the camera.

Carol: Oh. I forgot.

by Black handle September 2, 2020