Shampain

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.

I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!

Shampain by Chalko January 23, 2011

Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.

After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.

Shampain by Big Fatty May 25, 2011

Shampain

Shampain means Shampain

me: I'm in Shampain

Shampain by Joorgan mother February 26, 2023

Shampain

1.The mix of shame and pain
2. A song by MARINA.

"I'm feeling so Shampain rn.. I'm so ashamed but im pain as well...

Shampain by GeorgeXD May 3, 2025

shampain

when you think you're about to get something great or throw a party, but its not true and instead of champagne you get shampain

"I was so excited for my promotion because i was doing so well, but i got fired instead"
"wow, sounds like some real shampain"

shampain by Lesbian_ganymede October 2, 2026

MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.

"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."

MS Shamepaint by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012

SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!

SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020