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shambolique 

1.The once neat but now messy appearance of a festival goer on Sunday evening.
2. To dance like crazy person being chased by goat while wearing smart dinner attire.
3. Thrashfunk band from Bristol.
We had a very Shambolique meal of fish, chips and champagne the other night.. Unforgettable!
Life is short darling so let's just forget the smart wedding attire and go Shambolique!
Ok so I'm really bored of dancing ballroom, can we Shambolique from now on?!
shambolique by Shambolique December 5, 2015
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shamonique 

A really pretty woman who has everything together. Hard worker, Caring, Loveable. Marriage material.
Shamonique is always busy working.
shamonique by Boosiewifey2.0 December 20, 2016
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Shambolised 

A single word which completely encompasses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and Headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating[ and/or [illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.
Rhys: "Oh my God! Look at the state on Brendan! He can't even get his words out in the right order! Talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he's full-on mental!"

Stuart: "I know, I think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! Totally SHAMBOLISED! What a state to get into!"

Brendan: "Alright boys?"

Billy: "Yeah, you look well SHAMBOLISED tho fella!"

Brendan: " I am! lost in the woods, but I like it that way!"

Shambolize 

To have consensual sex or intercourse with someone of the opposite sex.
Last night I shambolized that girl
Shambolize by King Sja August 22, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026