shambolique 

1.The once neat but now messy appearance of a festival goer on Sunday evening.
2. To dance like crazy person being chased by goat while wearing smart dinner attire.
3. Thrashfunk band from Bristol.

We had a very Shambolique meal of fish, chips and champagne the other night.. Unforgettable!
Life is short darling so let's just forget the smart wedding attire and go Shambolique!
Ok so I'm really bored of dancing ballroom, can we Shambolique from now on?!

shambolique by Shambolique December 5, 2015

shamonique 

A really pretty woman who has everything together. Hard worker, Caring, Loveable. Marriage material.

Shamonique is always busy working.

shamonique by Boosiewifey2.0 December 20, 2016

Shambolised 

A single word which completely encompasses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and Headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating and/or illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.

Rhys: "Oh my God! Look at the state on Brendan! He can't even get his words out in the right order! Talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he's full-on mental!"

Stuart: "I know, I think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! Totally SHAMBOLISED! What a state to get into!"

Brendan: "Alright boys?"

Billy: "Yeah, you look well SHAMBOLISED tho fella!"

Brendan: " I am! lost in the woods, but I like it that way!"

Shambolised by The Screaming Queen May 7, 2010

Shambolize 

To have consensual sex or intercourse with someone of the opposite sex.

Last night I shambolized that girl

Shambolize by King Sja August 22, 2021