Shambolised 

A single word which completely encompasses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and Headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating[ and/or illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, [common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.

Rhys: "Oh my God! Look at the state on Brendan! He can't even get his words out in the right order! Talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he's full-on mental!"

Stuart: "I know, I think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! Totally SHAMBOLISED! What a state to get into!"

Brendan: "Alright boys?"

Billy: "Yeah, you look well SHAMBOLISED tho fella!"

Brendan: " I am! lost in the woods, but I like it that way!"

Shambolised by The Screaming Queen May 7, 2010

shambolism 

To be in complete and utter disorder or chaos, a trainwreck

Your Instagram is a disgrace to all instakind acting as a brew of shambolism.

shambolism by Take that Beveridge June 26, 2016

Shambolize 

To have consensual sex or intercourse with someone of the opposite sex.

Last night I shambolized that girl

Shambolize by King Sja August 22, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004