Shamanistic
somebody or something that's very Shaman-like. It refers to their outlandish outfits and drums they like to beat while they chant.
Shamanistic by Shamanistic2011 October 17, 2011
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Satanisticationism
To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.
Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.
Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.
Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.
Satanisticationism by WESTY7 June 30, 2010
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satanistic
Eminem's clever variation of the word "satanic" as found in the song Bad Influence. "My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist. Make you satanistic. Make you take the pistol to your face..."
If you're Eminem and need to half hazardly incorporate a rhyme with "wrist", just make up a word like "satanistic".
satanistic by iceman 69 March 11, 2011
shamanista
A white woman who claims to be a shaman but is actually only cosplaying as one. She’s happy to culturally appropriate anything if it serves her purposes, which are to make money from her minions. She’s dangerous because she pretends to be about healing but in actuality is about something much more selfish and dark, and doesn’t have a genuine clue of how to actually help people. She likes attention and money. Beware the shamanista.
“I went to her workshop about energy and boundaries. Turns out it was all bullshit, she’s nothing but a shamanista”.
shamanista by GriethDay September 29, 2023
shamanista
A middle aged white woman who culturally appropriates the teachings of South American healers and cosplays as a shaman. Her larping includes putting on “workshops” for other ninnies who give her money to listen to her new age nonsense and buy/read her nonsensical books full of grammatical errors and typos. She pretends to be about healing but is really about something much darker and more selfish. She craves attention and veneration from wing nuts and happily takes whatever resources she can get from them. Beware the shamanista.
shamanista by GriethDay September 29, 2023
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