21 definitions by iceman 69
Unphasable is a condition where nothing can harm you. It is a mental state on omnipotence where an individual cannot be phased and is almost God-like. Someone that is Unphasable can perform any task known to man with ease.
Tony Montana was so pumped up with cocaine that he was pretty much Unphasable to heavy machine-gun fire.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. Any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. Any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
That guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually burning real calories, he's swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
by iceman 69 April 12, 2015
Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.
by iceman 69 October 1, 2022
A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.
I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
by iceman 69 July 16, 2021
Noun; phrase used to describe dried up semen that has gone from a liquid to a solid, usually found on the lower back of someone's sexual partner the next day after they passed out face down. Alabama Chips can be found on solid surfaces like a glass table as well.
A guy will tell his friends, "I busted my massive load on her back and I peeled the Alabama Chips off the next day and fed them to her!"
by iceman 69 December 23, 2009
Hatemail is armor constructed by a prisoner and made from the thousands of hateful letters sent to them by their victim's family. The hate filled letters are so many in number that the prisoner has a steady supply of materials with which to forge the hatemail. Similar to chainmail in form and function, hatemail is used to stop knives, shivs and shanks from piercing vital organs. The hatemail covers the prisoner's abdomen, sternum and chest and is light weight and easy to buiild.
Charles Manson was attacked by a fellow prisoner but his hatemail armor protected him and stopped the shank from entering his flesh. Shannon Tate's family sent Charlie all the supplies he needed to forge the hatemail. The irony is killing them.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2010
Bogue is a word used to describe a person's condition when they are withdrawing from opiates like heroin, vicodin and morphine. It is the same as being dope-sick. The person usually has consumed a steady supply of the opiate, generally for 3 or more days and the Bogue feeling will start within 16 to 24 hours after they last used. The flu-like symptoms include, but are not limited to diarrhea, chills, sweats, hallucinations, vomiting, insomnia, tight skin and a powerful urge to obtain the drug that they are withdrawing from.
"I got popped for possession coming off a $100.00 a day smack habit and got thrown in jail for five days." "Oh man I'm I'm sorry. Bogue in jail? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
by iceman 69 January 6, 2010