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NOUN (n) She’s a bad mother-shut ya mouth! A creative soul(s) depending on the mood and or occasion.

ADVERB (adv) Quiet when observing her surrounding but can also be loud and funny in familiar environments. Either way, facial expressions are always a dead giveaway. Often mistaken as having an attitude but it’s just a permanent resting bitch face; which is cured by laughter and fun in a safe environment.

ADJECTIVE (adj) This person is honest to a fault and will not tolerate liars. Prefers to avoid petty behaviors but not afraid to indulge if necessary.
I don’t know why you’re mad at me that I wrote my own definition, with that Shalona look on your face.
Shalona by PlainPhillyJane November 23, 2021
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Top tier of Black Girl Magic! She is someone who has a heart of gold and will do anything for anyone but also has limits, so don’t push it! As an Aunt, Shalona is baddest of them all! If your Aunt isn’t named Shalona, I’m sorry to hear that. Shalona will succeed at and everything she does, PERIOD!
I wish I had me a, Shalona.

Shalona is unstoppable at everything she puts her mind too!
shalona by AnonymousDefinder November 23, 2021
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shalnark 

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shalnark 

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Person B: yeah that is shalnark
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Shalonda 

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨
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Shalnark 

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My mom : why does that kid stand like that

Me : mom he’s Shalnark of course he’s going to stand with his hand on his hip 24/7
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shalnarkism 

When a person believes in Lord Shalnark. They pray to Shalnark every 2 hours and worship him as one true god, Don't forget to always capitalize the “S” and never mention the theory of him being a member of the Kurta clan.🛐 To find a member of Shalnarkism it's simple look for the tag #Shalnarksupremacy🛐 mentioned in a comment.
I believe in Shalnarkism, pray to our Lord Shalnark.
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