shakin' bacon 

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

shakin' bacon by Magilla Gorilla July 8, 2007

What's shakin bacon? 

What's going on?

"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"

What's shakin bacon? by pizza&coke February 9, 2012

whats shakin bacon 

An expression used to replace what is up. this phrase is Patented by elbara

hey!
YO Whats shakin bacon!

whats shakin bacon by Elbara July 17, 2006

whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet? 

whats up?, whats going on?

hey!
whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet? by sharunr04 August 4, 2004

Shakin' Da Bacon 

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

Shakin' Da Bacon by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

What's shakin', Bacon? 

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind

Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.

What's shakin', Bacon? by maceisthemax June 2, 2011

wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon? 

A certain persons phase. When I mean "certain persons" I mean me so...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT!!!!!

Me( And ONLY ME )wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?
Other people: Hey???

wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon? by Boss1,000,000,000,000,000,000! February 22, 2018