shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.
If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.
by Magilla Gorilla July 08, 2007
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What's shakin bacon?

What's going on?
"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"
by pizza&coke February 09, 2012
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What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind
Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.
by maceisthemax June 02, 2011
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whats shakin bacon

An expression used to replace what is up. this phrase is Patented by elbara
by Elbara July 17, 2006
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Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
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