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Replacement for should not or shall not to drive a pedant who is easily offended by ain't absolutely batshit crazy.
Nerd: "ain't" is not a word in the English language.
Dude: Well, I guess we shain't use that one no more then.

Exec: We need this done in 10 business days.
Staff: Well, I guess you better stop tossing the salad and approve the project then, shain't cha?
shain't by milleym June 30, 2011
Abbreviated form of "shit ain't".
My Boss wants me to work the weekend. That shain't happenin.
shain't by V$ February 25, 2008
I shain't sell my stuff
shain't by YASSSSSS QUEEN May 26, 2022
derived from "shall not"
I shan't tell anyone ur are homosexual.
shan't by ErLiNdA Da pLiNdA January 12, 2005
Shall Not
I would if I could, but I can't, so I shan't.
Shan't by WordMaker6000 April 19, 2021
Contraction of shall not. Sounds a lot like shit and therefore is somewhat comical.
I shan't shit the bed
Sally shan't sell sea shells by the shitty sea sheep shore.
shan't by Grum Legend September 2, 2016