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Replacement for should not or shall not to drive a pedant who is easily offended by ain't absolutely batshit crazy.
Nerd: "ain't" is not a word in the English language.
Dude: Well, I guess we shain't use that one no more then.

Exec: We need this done in 10 business days.
Staff: Well, I guess you better stop tossing the salad and approve the project then, shain't cha?
shain't by milleym June 30, 2011
Abbreviated form of "shit ain't".
My Boss wants me to work the weekend. That shain't happenin.
shain't by V$ February 25, 2008
shain't by YASSSSSS QUEEN May 26, 2022
derived from "shall not"
I shan't tell anyone ur are homosexual.
shan't by ErLiNdA Da pLiNdA January 12, 2005
Shall Not
I would if I could, but I can't, so I shan't.
Shan't by WordMaker6000 April 19, 2021
Contraction of shall not. Sounds a lot like shit and therefore is somewhat comical.
I shan't shit the bed
Sally shan't sell sea shells by the shitty sea sheep shore.
shan't by Grum Legend September 2, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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