Shaint

Originally brewed in building 31, Section 5 of the Bronx, NY. Shaint is short for "sure aint". This phrase gained notoriety in the early 1990's.

Homie #1: Fam, that girl you were with , that's wifey? Homie #2 SHAINT

by OMGPHAT.com October 20, 2015

Shaint

When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.

I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.

by Badaducci December 7, 2018

Shaint

To faint whilst shitting. Usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.

Did you hear that Ian shainted at work today.

by pb1979 June 16, 2011

Shaint

When you are so scared that you faint and shit yourself...

Oh Crap, I just shainted myself...

by Jackalope97 June 4, 2011

Shaint

Shit covered taint. Gooey shit on taint

Doug shit himself and his taint was covered in it. Hence Shaint

by Shainty Devil July 17, 2006

shaint

liquid paint like shit that covers the inside of the toilet bowl after a explosive shit

After eating taco bell for lunch and supper i left shaint all over the toilet bowl

by roachburger July 14, 2009

Shaint Happenin

A slang term combining the words Shit Ain't and Happening.

"Hey can you spot me another twenty bucks?"
"Shaint Happenin"

by Mikerey October 22, 2011