shaggins 

a very rare breed of mammal with staggering looks.
sometimes feels the need to dye certain body hair blonde, normally when a shaggins has found a bottle of bleach. a shaggins natural habitat is in the rural areas of certain yorkshire towns. its diet consists of coffee, tea and bezzins.

tom: look theres a shaggins
cal: wow, do you think he wants to come air softing with us?
shaggins: (grunt)

shaggins by calum_1991 November 27, 2007

shaggins 

a lankey, probably homosexual bellend (usually male) who sports a badly styled mohican. Usually lives in the ghetto, rarely washes and looks like a tramp. Dosnt have much look with the opposite sex, and can't play a guitar for shit.

That shaggins of the ghetto has dyed his hair blonde the bellend!

shaggins by Bob Newbie December 25, 2007

dildo shaggins 

The Hobbit when he's Horny

Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)

dildo shaggins by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

dildo saggins 

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.

dildo saggins by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.

Nick was out panic shagging last night

Panic Shagging by cd987654321 June 12, 2009

Bilbo Swaggins 

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

Bilbo Swaggins by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011