a woeful event of sexual acts that aren’t good but you can’t say because you don’t want to hurt their feelings so you just put up with - alwaya get consent ladies and gents !!
LeeLee: “How was it between you and Sean last night? Any action ?”
Barbie Jr: “I wish there wasn’t - it was such a shagawomp”
A flow chart showing who has slept with who within a social group. It takes the form of a page of names with lines joining the names of people who have slept together.
More advanced charts will colour code the lines by type:
* One night stand
* Gay
* Relationship
* Orgy
Dude we gotdrunk last night and drew a shaganomicon, Dave is a total slut!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.