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shagawomp 

a woeful event of sexual acts that aren’t good but you can’t say because you don’t want to hurt their feelings so you just put up with - alwaya get consent ladies and gents !!
LeeLee: “How was it between you and Sean last night? Any action ?”
Barbie Jr: “I wish there wasn’t - it was such a shagawomp”

shaglomp 

the epic combination of a shag and a glomp. ie running, hugging and shagging.
Meg was so enthused to see Alice that she immediately shaglomped her.
shaglomp by aliceis_ February 25, 2009

shaglomp 

the epic combination of a shag and a glomp. ie running, hugging and shagging.
Meg was so enthused to see Alice that she immediated shaglomped her.
shaglomp by aliceis_ February 25, 2009
scat-a-womp

an insulting name towards incompetent
people.
Can't you do anything write you scatawomp?
scatawomp by Cman69 April 3, 2009

shaganomicon 

A flow chart showing who has slept with who within a social group. It takes the form of a page of names with lines joining the names of people who have slept together.

More advanced charts will colour code the lines by type:
* One night stand
* Gay
* Relationship
* Orgy
Dude we got drunk last night and drew a shaganomicon, Dave is a total slut!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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