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Shady Lore.

Shady was born in July 26 on the year 1989
By a woman called Shadira. His father wasn't around since he was involved in a drive by shooting with shady at the age of 1, but shady was too young to be charged so his father took the guilt. He lived his childhood having unprotected sex with adults ( mainly men ) and playing with glocks at the park. At his teenage years he got put in jail for shooting up a hospital but only completed 1 year of his sentence because he was bailed out by e side. At his highschool years he got involved with a really dangerous gang called 5star known for kissing their enemies to death. In his 20's he pulled up on his opps many times leaving them deceased. His famous weapon was an app called Discord which he used to plan drive by shootings on his e opps. Throughout his 20's he got put in jail several times for murdering his wife because of her fatness and shooting up an orphanage for the excuse that they will find their family in heaven. In his 30's he got promoted to Mod and has managed to gain the support of many. He rebuilt the famous gang 5star and reached worldwide. At the age of 35 he achieved the rank Mentor and guided 5star to greater success. In 2022 he is still alive,handsome and wealthy still sliding on e opps and fucking e hoes. A few months later he transformed from 35 to 54 and is turning 55 in July. He is now protecting Utah and still shooting up hospitals.
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shady lore by utahns June 18, 2022
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giantess 

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