sexyalces

a sexy moose that lives in the woods in alaska. Most people never have the chance to see this rare breed.

the other day in the woods near my house in alaska, a sexyalces appeared out of the blue. it was so hott.

by Hayleyisawesome October 9, 2006

sexyawesome

when something, usually an event or inanimate object, is so awesome, that if it were a living breathing human of your gender of choice, you would make furious love to it.

guy 1: "DUDE! this car is SEXYAWESOME!!"
guy 2: "hell yeah! it's pretty much the megan fox of automobiles"

guy 1: "holy shit! this band is SEXYAWESOME!"
guy 2: "you should hear their new album, it's really hot"

by longjohnawesome June 16, 2010

sexualness

Adj. A word describing the effects that various body part fondling has on the human sexual organs.

Oh baby, your elbow fucking gave me sexualness feelings in my coochee!

by Lacie and Dalen September 22, 2006

The sexual book of sexualness

Every sexual thing you need to know about your first, second, third or even maybe fourth date.

"Hey man, i dont know what to do with my girl on our third date."

"Hey, look it up in The sexual book of sexualness, it has everything for your first, second, third or maybe even fouth date."

"Thanks man" *knuckle touch*

by NATnSAH July 1, 2010

sexualess

1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.

Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!

by Kev-r April 17, 2008

sexylesbian5

sexylesbian5 is the best person you’ll ever meet istg like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i wish she were my gf” but you can’t be her gf because i am. Anyways, she is by far the most beautiful person you’ll see. a literal goddess like damn shawty. Not to mention she is very smart like super smart. she has no flaws, not that i can see.

Oh you don’t know sexylesbian5? damn you must be boring.

by Priscilla Matrisciano March 18, 2021

Sexyawesome

A word to describe something that is both sexy, but also awesome.

Girl 1: "He was cute and understood my obsession with Back To The Future!"
Girl 2: "That's totally sexyawesome."

by Ruthers April 18, 2010