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sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*
"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"
sexy saturday by edkibbee December 24, 2013
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Sexy Saturday

The fanfic.
Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.
Sexy Saturday by McNugget5 March 23, 2019

Super Sexy Saturday 

The day of the week called "Saturday" when you take a shower, get out of the shower, put some clothes on, and realize you feel like getting all dressed up & putting makeup on & making your hair look nice for no apparent reason just to feel sexy for yourself, then you realize you did all that work for no reason & get mad because you have absolutley nothing at all to do that day.

Usually only happens the third Saturday of every month.
"Dude, It's Super Sexy Saturday!....Shit, what the fuck am I gonna do today?"
Super Sexy Saturday by taadaa! August 7, 2009

sexy female saturday 

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs
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