sexy cow

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."

This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

by hillbillybobb September 12, 2009

Sexy Moo Cow

Far chick you wanna fuck and don't mind being seen in public with.

Sean fucked that fat girl.

Yeah, but that's his sexy moo cow.

by latmfrh June 15, 2016