sexxon 

The gas station Exxon where people have sex outside of it.

My favorite gas station is Sexxon

sexxon by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.

Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...

carlo von sexron by whorehopper July 21, 2016

collin sexton

The Greatest NBA player the world has ever Seen.

Did you see Collin Sexton dunk on that bum Michael Jordan

collin sexton by Splashy_Drip October 20, 2019

Sexonaut 

A person who explores the outer limits of sex.

Did you hear about what Justin did with that girl last night? Yea, he's a real sexonaut.

Sexonaut by sexonaut April 8, 2009

Sexponent 

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.

Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!

Sexponent by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Sextones

Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.

"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"

Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

sexonomics 

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.

I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....

sexonomics by MasterFirm May 26, 2011