sexurity guard
sexurity guard by thecimacialpersonthatcantbelie November 28, 2012
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home security guard
A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).
It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
home security guard by Inferine April 16, 2017
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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
dancing security guard
dancing security guard by Memekid666 May 17, 2017
Security Guard
A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Security Guard by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell
A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
Raj the security guard
Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
Raj the security guard by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021
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