sexpire

a male or female who only has sex at night and not in daylight.

Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.

by Sean(X_X) May 2, 2009

sexpirational

adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.

That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.

by Panqueque February 6, 2012

sexpiration

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether

I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.

by Craig January 18, 2005

sexpiration

Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.

You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.

by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014

Sexpirate

A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)

Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)

by Lola Ramona March 4, 2009

sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

Sexpiration Date

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.

"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"

by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010