sexpiration
sexpiration by Craig January 18, 2005
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sexpiration
Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.
sexpiration by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014
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Sexpiration
Is a Stage in life when men and women's looks start go down due to getting old.
For women, their tits become saggy, they become infertile in their to mid to late 30s and they start getting wrinkles in their late 30s.
For men, their T levels goes down as they get old, libido goes down, Dick is not as hard as it use to be.
For women, their tits become saggy, they become infertile in their to mid to late 30s and they start getting wrinkles in their late 30s.
For men, their T levels goes down as they get old, libido goes down, Dick is not as hard as it use to be.
Sexpiration by Bucketdude3 January 1, 2026
sexpiration date
sexpiration date by T.S.E. May 29, 2008
Sexpiration Date
When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
Sexpiration Date by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010
ass-spirations
ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
Yesterday X Separation
Yesterday X Separation (Korean: 옛델대 뷔 셉알앋이온, stylized YESTERDAY / SEPARATION), commonly known as YXS, is a five-member Kwangyanese boy band formed by Throw It Back Rosie Entertainment. The group consists of five members Stoove, Yeoniel, Bengyu, Taerry and Kaimal.
Yesterday X Separation by jenlisaforever January 26, 2022
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