Sexcret

secret sex.

When you fuck and can't tell a soul.

John: "Dude, I fucked Sally, but she said I had to keep it a sexcret."
Ted: "Had to keep it a what?"
John: "A sexcret, secret sex."
Ted: "Good job."
John: "Oh Fuck."

by bonaire December 20, 2008

sexcretion

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.

So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.

by Vegawrap January 25, 2009

Sexcret

a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.

hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it

by DdmeansDanaDiego April 02, 2011

sexcret

A sex secret.

B:Let's play the sexcret game tonight.
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!

by Itwasalladream September 12, 2012

sexcrete

Pertaining to the privacy of an individual's assigned genitalia in a public restroom.

Please be more sexcrete in the ladies' room, and stop obsessing over the existence of my penis.

by Jennyjenburt May 18, 2016

Sexcret

A secret with sexual meaning

“Our little sexcret”

by deku.is.trash Is unfunny September 23, 2021

sexcret

1. a secret about sex
2. not wanting anyone to know about you'r sexual intercourse with someone

*just finished with sexual intercourse*
Teacher:" omg if someone did sout about this I'm totally screwed!"
Girl:"me too!"
Teacher:"how about this will be our little sexcret?"
Girl:"yes!...PLEASE!!!"

by whiteboysaremyweakness August 12, 2014