Definitions by chadsuperhero

braindeer 

Zombie reindeer. Reindeer that eat your brain.

Santa Claws is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer.

braindeer by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013

the 

Second-most common word in the English language, right after 'fuck'.

What the fuck?!

the by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013

ultraviolet nurple 

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)

I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.

ultraviolet nurple by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013

you 

The person without a sense of humor who is going to reject this submission.

You take yourself to seriously.

you by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

feces occurs 

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

feces occurs by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

international space station by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

heterosexual 

Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.

Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.

heterosexual by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013