Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.
Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013
First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.
by chadsuperhero December 06, 2013
What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.
by chadsuperhero December 06, 2013
An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)
I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.
by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013
A compilation of names and reviews of everyone that Angie has had sex with. It's a REALLY long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. Angie is a consummate whore of a housewife, who like most other uppity white bitches, likes to squander her overworked husband's money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. Also, she has sex with the contractors and then rates their "performance" online. If you can't satisfy her voracious sexual appetites, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.
I need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by "service me" I of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. Maybe I can find someone to handle the job on Angie's list.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013