sex-chops 

Facial hair resembling sideburns that reach to the jaw line that also cause carnal temptations.

It appears as though Cameron is growing sex-chops

sex-chops by Linkous Mack Lowe IV December 20, 2005

Off Chops Sex

Having sex when under the influence of drugs. Usually very messy and lasts several hours due to ecky doodle.

"I'm sore from that off chops sex"

"how good is off chops sex"

Off Chops Sex by poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008

sex chapstick 

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

sex chapstick by Strandchez December 20, 2008

Chapstick Sex 

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex

Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??

Chapstick Sex by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips 

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024