sex police 

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.

Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"

sex police by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006

sex police 

the police of sex

its the sex police

sex police by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Butt Sex Police 

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.

BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!

Butt Sex Police by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005

polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.

My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.

polite sex by Lordnova March 25, 2016

polite sex

Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.

polite sex by ooooghhye March 9, 2016