sex police

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.

Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"

sex police by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006

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sex police

the police of sex

its the sex police

sex police by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

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Butt Sex Police

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.

BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!

Butt Sex Police by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005

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polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.

My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.

polite sex by Lordnova March 25, 2016

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polite sex

Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.

polite sex by ooooghhye March 9, 2016

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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