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sex police

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
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Butt Sex Police

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.
BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!
by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005
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polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.
My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.
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I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
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