sex dreds 

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.

Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!

sex dreds by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012

sex dreads 

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

sex dreads by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011

sex dress 

Usually a skimpy short dress, worn with the intention of getting lucky in public with the dress on.

For public fucking, a short dress will be the most discreet, this dress is referred to as a sex dress.

With my sex dress on, I can get lucky without the trouble of being without pants! Cant forget no panties tho!

sex dress by punanymous December 12, 2009

Dressed for Sex 

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

Dressed for Sex by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020