sex dreds 

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.

Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!

sex dreds by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012

sex dreads 

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

sex dreads by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011

sex dress 

Usually a skimpy short dress, worn with the intention of getting lucky in public with the dress on.

For public fucking, a short dress will be the most discreet, this dress is referred to as a sex dress.

With my sex dress on, I can get lucky without the trouble of being without pants! Cant forget no panties tho!

sex dress by punanymous December 12, 2009

Dressed for Sex 

Male: When you wear clothing that is easily taken off by both yourself and other people, Typically a zip-up jacket w/o a shirt under.
Female: Tight-ass pants that make you look thotty but all the guys lustin over you. Typically a button-up shirt with the top 2-3 buttons unbuttoned and tight ass pants of any kind.

"That hoe over there Dressed for Sex"
"I'd smash."

Dressed for Sex by Robert Bumaro March 22, 2019

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them by Saulman500 March 22, 2024