The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
The act of having sex with a woman who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STD) which result in severe burning and/or itching. These diseases can include but are not limited to;
Ghonnarea (Also Known As "The Clap")
Syphillis (Stage Two)
Herpes And/Or Genital Warts
Any STD Which Results In Painful Discharge Of Puss
Dude, I had dragon sex with that bitch last night and now I'm pissing some greenthick shit.
Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the manlays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"
1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.