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Sesquipedalophobia 

Fear of long words.
Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!
Sesquipedalophobia by Michael April 17, 2004

Sesquipedalophobia 

Patient: Give me the diagnosis...
Doctor: There are two ways of saying this, but your not gonna like either of them!
Patient: I'm ready...
Doctor: you have Sesquipedalophobia...
Patient: DAMN!!!! Thats crazy! Get away from me!!! Say the other one, QUICK!
Doctor: you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.....
Patient: *dies*
Sesquipedalophobia by Zenic November 10, 2010

Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK 

PPWEDFRS
Hippopotomonstro-sesquipedaliophobiaIDK is long ok ik

Sesquipedalophobia 

the fear of the twitter user Sesquips
I don't go on twitter often because Sesquips is often on my timeline and I have Sesquipedalophobia

Sesquipedalophobia 

Sesquipedalophobia Is the fear of long words. Yes, how ironic.
“My friend” dude! I have Sesquipedalophobia “my friend again” *starts screaming*

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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