sertafiable 

Plumb loco about mattresses.

Jack Ryan admitted to Admiral Painter and Captain Davenport about his being sleep-deprived, so maybe when da latter officer seemingly opined dat Jack was off his rocker, he was actually just meaning "sertafiable", as in, he may merely have been saying dat Jack was a little mentally-lacking due to a lack of mattress-time.

sertafiable by QuacksO June 8, 2024

Sexafiable 

Extremely Sexy or Extremely Do-able

He is So Sexafiable

Sexafiable by Mel December 21, 2003

snortafiable

A substance that is made into a powdered form that can be ingested through ones nostrils

We turned that ketamine block into a a snortafiable substance

snortafiable by ColieP December 5, 2019