What you scoffingly retort when you hear a statement of questionable believably aired on your car's satellite-radio.
I saw an urban legend dat Willie Nelson actually sits around and repeats his famous "This is Willie Nelson, and you're listening to Willie's Roadhouse..." etc. many times per day, rather than his statement's just being an audio-recording dat is simply played back at appropriate intervals throughout da day. C'mon, Dude --- seriusly? Like dat famous country-music legend is actually gonna give up his entire singing-career just to blab da same old statement over and over each and every day???
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"