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port seton skatepark 

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn
today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE

collin sexton

The Greatest NBA player the world has ever Seen.
Did you see Collin Sexton dunk on that bum Michael Jordan
collin sexton by Splashy_Drip October 20, 2019

Sefton's Law 

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room
Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.
Sefton's Law by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014

Seton Hill University

A Catholic university in western Pennsylvania run by the Sisters of Charity, only a handful of sisters teach. Was an all girls school until 2004. Athletes make up a large percentage of the student body. It really is on a hill and is very Hogwarts-like. All students receive an iPad. Freshman also get a MacBook Pro. Seton Hill know for its Physician's Assistant program, sports management and rare art/music therapy majors. Students are generally laid-back. Although it is a dry campus it is very moist.
Where do you go?" "Seton Hill University?" "Seton Hall?
Seton Hill University by BugBug17 November 10, 2010

Septenarian 

A septenarian is a person who identifies with one of the seven LBGTQIA identities. Since this community identifies what they are not, non-binary, with the term binary as a base 2 number, they should be identified as what they are in the same base number system. There are seven idenities in LBGTQIA, therefore base 7 is used or septenarian.
My friend is a binary male, but I'm a Septenarian.
People who do not identify with either binary gender are Septenarians.
Septenarian by Cinco Madera March 22, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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