septavius 

epic gamer on discord
minecraft speedrunner

septavius is cool epic minecraft gamer

septavius by septavius May 10, 2021

septapus 

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia

Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.

septapus by malice91 April 4, 2015

septapus 

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.

1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.

septapus by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009

Septimius Severus 

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

Septimius Severus by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020

Septapuss 

Someone with 7 testicles.

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."

Septapuss by chezbergrur November 18, 2009

septapussy 

a stanky and real dirty pussy

Howard: Damn that bitch stank like septapussy

septapussy by unicornprincess2089 November 7, 2022