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septapus 

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia
Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.
septapus by malice91 April 4, 2015
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septapus 

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.
1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.
septapus by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009

Septimius Severus 

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3
Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

Septapuss 

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."
Septapuss by chezbergrur November 18, 2009

septapussy 

Howard: Damn that bitch stank like septapussy
septapussy by unicornprincess2089 November 7, 2022