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A guy with one eye who’s 4’11
Guy: Omg is that a smaller version of ferry wap?
Me: No that’s just semusa
semusa by Amoneyyyy October 18, 2020
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Semusa is the coolest guy on earth if we’re being honest. He’s so athletic,funny,cute,handsome and overall the person I need in my life. He’s a wonderful human and should be cared for. We love u fetty wap
Bro I miss semusa
I haven’t talked to semusa all day and I’m kinda upset
semusa by Realkev October 18, 2020
Related Words
semusa • semsa • sedusa • Semesa • semula • Semular • Semussy • Simusaey • Simusar • smusa
Means sun. Or little sun.
"I love you, my little Semsa. Or, you are the Semsa of my world. Basically, you're calling someone the sun of your world. The light of your existence.
Semsa by anonymous January 16, 2021
Stoner Man USA, A kick ass old dude with a beard who looks like he might smoke reefer
Dude, the guys from zztop are smusas.
smusa by Daniel Huntley December 14, 2008
A seme’s bussy. A Japanese dominant with a juicy, warm asshole.
Eren: I know I’m an uke, but I want Roger to jump on top of me and put me inside of that semussy so bad!!
Armando: I know! I’ve heard his asshole is dripping with dominance.
Semussy by Gabi690 January 17, 2022
When a fine ass b!tch makes u fall in love by just looking at her.
“I made eye-contact with this girl and couldn’t take my eyes off her. she’s the baddest b!tch i’ve ever seen, total sedusa!!”
Sedusa by prettyroadrunna January 14, 2023

Simusaey 

A simusaey is a man that experienced the very unfortunate event of Balkan racism mode after losing a match in roblox football against a man of colour. Because of this, he developed Lithuanian ball cancer which made him die in about 85 hours, 36 minutes, 98 seconds, 105 ping and 12 beagle hounds. Some accounts say that he was also a beagle hound at the site of his death.
That guy is a simusaey, he had intercourse with my step dog.
Simusaey by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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