semitophile
semitophile by mandflhasdlfasdfj January 29, 2009
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semantophile
A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech
(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
semantophile by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009
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A name given to a person who enjoys the sending and receiving of smut. For the content to be considered smutty enough for the smutophile it must offend, disturb or cause a feeling of nausea. The smutophile generally sends the smut in the form of an image, a video, or a website link. Although generally done in a harmless and fun way, Smutophilia can be most effective when sent to somebody's work email account or using their Facebook Wall.
Thanks SO much for putting all that smut on my facebook wall, you complete and utter smutophile. I've been sacked, my wife has left me and I'm homeless all thanks to your smutty ways." "Sorry dad.
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Jake: "Hey Adam have you seen Nick?"
Adam: "Ya, he went to the can to take a crap."
Jake: "what??? Thats like 6 times today already!!"
Adam: "what a shitophile!"
Adam: "Ya, he went to the can to take a crap."
Jake: "what??? Thats like 6 times today already!!"
Adam: "what a shitophile!"
Shitophile by Kad69 May 27, 2022
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