The act of inserting your penis into a female's mouth with such an immense amount of force that it penetrates her lips and breaches the throat. It is common that the female participating in this act in unconscious and is killed in the process.
Friend #1: "Hey bro, did you hear what I did over the weekend?"
Friend #2: "No bro, what happened?"
Friend #1: "I pulled a Kentucky semi truck on her at a party!"
Friend #2: "Damn, you're lucky!"
Friend #1: "Yea, I'm going to jail because I actually killed her but it was totally worth it!"
Friend #2: "K m8"
The Semi Truck is when you nailing a girl from behind ( the floor works best)
and you reach undr like your gonna grab her tits but instead you throw your arms out andit hers causeing her heard to slam on to the floor and then you slam her adn hard as possible adn she will it her head on the floor several times before she can get back on her hands
i felt like driving the semi trucktoday so i drove my chicks head into the floor
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.