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A problematic, annoying, delusional selenator that can't get justin bieber's name out of his mouth
selsxo is so obsessed with justin bieber
selsxo by ririring October 19, 2020
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A problematic, annoying, delusional selenator that is always under popcrave and popbase replies
selsxo has no job
selsxo by ririring October 19, 2020
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A problematic, delusional, annoying selenator that is so obsessed with justin bieber and can't get his name out of his mouth
selsxo by ririring October 19, 2020
usually of Mexican heritage, although the name comes from Greek, Italian, Spanish, roots. One hell of a guy, more of an introvert with good leadership and management skills. Loves women, a ladies man. The definition of a true player. Women cant get enough of him! He is smart, very open minded, non judgemental, sympathetic, loyal, passionate, sincere. On the other hand hes not very good at staying in one relationship. He gets bored with a routine and needs excitement like an adrenaline junkie. Don't get on his bad side cause he is known for not backing down no matter how small the incident. Does not argue much and does not get attached to things be it materials or relationships. Cocky at times, do not under estimate him. Fights like a beast and fucks like beast.
Look at the first post about selso, she must of got played by selso!
Selso by Loyal friend October 4, 2013
The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.

As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"

Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
Selston by Obey Your System January 5, 2011
So did you do anything selsor over the weekend?
selsor by AJ/Sam October 3, 2007
Usually a liar with a huge ego but average or small penis. He is also short-about 5'2. In love with himself to the point that he creates his own gravitational pull. Unable to empathize, kind of conservative and close-minded. On the other hand he is energetic, athletic and can be kind of like a cheerleader. Not good at relationships. Just usually there to give girls attention, but they never take him seriously.
You heard Selso spreading rumors again? He says I want him but its the other way around. What a little weasel.
selso by beenwronged November 11, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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