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usually of Mexican heritage, although the name comes from Greek, Italian, Spanish, roots. One hell of a guy, more of an introvert with good leadership and management skills. Loves women, a ladies man. The definition of a true player. Women cant get enough of him! He is smart, very open minded, non judgemental, sympathetic, loyal, passionate, sincere. On the other hand hes not very good at staying in one relationship. He gets bored with a routine and needs excitement like an adrenaline junkie. Don't get on his bad side cause he is known for not backing down no matter how small the incident. Does not argue much and does not get attached to things be it materials or relationships. Cocky at times, do not under estimate him. Fights like a beast and fucks like beast.
Look at the first post about selso, she must of got played by selso!
Selso by Loyal friend October 4, 2013
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Usually a liar with a huge ego but average or small penis. He is also short-about 5'2. In love with himself to the point that he creates his own gravitational pull. Unable to empathize, kind of conservative and close-minded. On the other hand he is energetic, athletic and can be kind of like a cheerleader. Not good at relationships. Just usually there to give girls attention, but they never take him seriously.
You heard Selso spreading rumors again? He says I want him but its the other way around. What a little weasel.
selso by beenwronged November 11, 2011

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

Seasonal DuHpressagain 

When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.
1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.

2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.

Big Nigga Season

The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.
Skinny niggas hold on real tight to your girl cause its Big Nigga Season

Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

rona season 

The time of year when the you drink a Corona. It is acceptable to drink anywhere, at anytime. Must be done in a Full Send.
It's 'Rona Season, Full Send for the boys
rona season by YoloSwag520 November 2, 2017
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