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an absolute goon of a human being
selsfy
selsfy by DaddyGiraffe August 14, 2021
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Selfyeet 

hey that guy is gonna Selfyeet himself
Selfyeet by thememer12341234 March 21, 2021
noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person
selsey by blahblahblah May 13, 2005
self portrait of yourself usually by teen girls
holds disposable camera to oneself, "SELFY!!!" to get the attention of your portrait-mate
selfy by wa143aaaaah April 22, 2005

helpy selfy

To help one's self to something
Person 1: (seeing a plate of cookies) "Can I have a cookie?"
Person 2: "Helpy selfy"
helpy selfy by jen2930 August 30, 2006

Selfy Freak 

A person who will take a selfy any where
Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.
Selfy Freak by 124235346 February 24, 2017

Selsybeal 

If you are named Selsybeal you are kind, caring, and love the people around you even if it is hard to express. You take time before trusting someone because of how much you've been through so if you know one just be patient, she's worth it. Selsybeal is fun and energetic and always knows how to make a person laugh even if it's overkill sometimes. You might get into a fight but you will always end up back with her because she is worth it make sure you tell her all the time. Keep her around and cherish her, you'll never find anyone like her again
Selsybeal is such an amazing friend.
Selsybeal by debby wazowski June 15, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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