noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).

Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.

'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person

selsey by blahblahblah May 13, 2005

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selfy

self portrait of yourself usually by teen girls

holds disposable camera to oneself, "SELFY!!!" to get the attention of your portrait-mate

selfy by wa143aaaaah April 22, 2005

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helpy selfy

To help one's self to something

Person 1: (seeing a plate of cookies) "Can I have a cookie?"
Person 2: "Helpy selfy"

helpy selfy by jen2930 August 30, 2006

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Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where

Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.

Selfy Freak by 124235346 February 24, 2017

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Selsybeal

If you are named Selsybeal you are kind, caring, and love the people around you even if it is hard to express. You take time before trusting someone because of how much you've been through so if you know one just be patient, she's worth it. Selsybeal is fun and energetic and always knows how to make a person laugh even if it's overkill sometimes. You might get into a fight but you will always end up back with her because she is worth it make sure you tell her all the time. Keep her around and cherish her, you'll never find anyone like her again

Selsybeal is such an amazing friend.

Selsybeal by debby wazowski June 15, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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