self-lick
self-lick by andyheadinsky February 10, 2003
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self-licking wound
Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.
self-licking wound by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008
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self-licking ice cream cone
a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor
In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.
self-licking ice cream cone by der Hahn December 19, 2010
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