Self Isolating 

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

Self Isolating by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

self isolating 

People locking themselves at home cause the coronavirus

Look he’s self isolating

self isolating by MayAngle March 16, 2020

Self isolating 

When people stay at home cuz they are scared of the coronavirus

Look he is so scared of the coronavirus he is self isolating, look at that fool

Self isolating by Ben dover hi March 16, 2020

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

self-isolating by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

self-isolating-myself 

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

self-isolating-myself by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

self isolation 

The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"

self isolation by Zombie Avoidance Manoeuvre March 16, 2020

Self Isolation 

The act of locking yourself in doors for 7-14 weeks in fear of getting the corona virus. This could also lead to Insantity

I went into self isolation last week

Self Isolation by Cait.lin March 31, 2020