self check-out 

When someone credit card swipes or scratches their ass and then smells it.

The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.

self check-out by slobby1 October 26, 2011

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

Self-Checkout Theft 

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

Self-Checkout Theft by Hym Iam March 27, 2024