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selala

An alternative name for Selena Gomez considering she’s a big flop.
Oh Selala, you will never be famous henty 💋
by Selcaca January 1, 2022
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Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.
A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.
by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
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selawa

Assyrian word for "fuck!". Also commonly used: "ay selawa!" which is similar to "oh fuck!"
Assyrian #1: bro, i've got sixty first cousins
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! thats a lot!
Assyrian #1: ya cuz, youre really my cuz too
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! ya probably true...
by _assyrian_ November 14, 2009
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Slala

Slala is the end of a vagina flap in which the man massages gently to pleasure the woman.
John played with Charlotte's Slala
by NCTConline(Y) March 25, 2009
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sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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