selala 

An alternative name for Selena Gomez considering she’s a big flop.

Oh Selala, you will never be famous henty 💋

selala by Selcaca January 1, 2022

Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.

A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.

Sealand by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

Sealand by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

selawa 

Assyrian word for "fuck!". Also commonly used: "ay selawa!" which is similar to "oh fuck!"

Assyrian #1: bro, i've got sixty first cousins
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! thats a lot!
Assyrian #1: ya cuz, youre really my cuz too
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! ya probably true...

selawa by _assyrian_ November 14, 2009

Slala 

Slala is the end of a vagina flap in which the man massages gently to pleasure the woman.

John played with Charlotte's Slala

Slala by NCTConline(Y) March 25, 2009

sealab 2021 

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

sealab 2021 by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003