seefood

When dining with another person or group of people, chewing food and opening your mouth wide to display it's contents.
Can be a contest between siblings while dining with the family.

My brother and I pissed mom off by playing seefood at the dinner table.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

Seefood

Food that you see in a grocery store and, even if you never intended on buying it, you suddenly have an intense craving for it and decide you have to get it.

Most often found in the deli section of your grocery store.

Dang, I was only planning on getting pasta salad for the picnic but all that seefood made me super hungry. I bought a quart of everything they had in the deli!

by ReniFrog May 9, 2009

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010

See food diet

A see food diet is where you see food and then eat it.

I'm on a see food diet. I see food. I eat food.

by The Kid That Likes Memes September 30, 2017

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006