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Michelle, a short hot english teacher, she has many good qualities about her. She is good looking and has a nice body. She is fun to be around and makes my day.
"She wears a push-up bra like Ms Searle"
"Oh My God she pulled a Douglas"
Ms Searle by Unknown.. December 15, 2008

Jack Searle 

A complete and utter legend. There is no other, and will never be another, like Jack Searle.
Person 1: Damn, bro, that guy is so cool! He is beginning to approach Jack Searle territory!

Person 2: I wouldn't go that far, man.
Jack Searle by jezzington42069 January 29, 2022

Zachery James Searle 

a Very not Asian, Asian mofo with the biggest bowl cut that Is better than Oliver tree bowlet
What's up Zachery James Searle how is life going Oininoninoninon

Joey Searle 

A person who never wears a condom.
That Joey Searle needs to stop getting girls pregnant!
Joey Searle by The Woman annihilator February 10, 2014

Jack Searle 

A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.
1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
Jack Searle by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022

Jesse Searle 

An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.
Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’

‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel
Jesse Searle by George Flord November 9, 2022
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