Searl

noun meaning to engage in sometimes witty, sometimes bitchy, but mostly out-of-place and uncalled for existentialistic remarks.

When I told Katrina how I hated John, Nicki searled that he was pregnant.

by Smiley Wolf September 25, 2010

searl

To eat the contents out of another homosexuals rectum. this may inlude use of a spoon, straw, or any other edvice.

Why dont u just go bust a searl?

by Oakley 156 February 25, 2008

kiara searl

Kiara Searl is singlehandedly the most prettiest and most perfect person in the universe! If anyone is friends with a sweet girl named "Kiara Searl" they are truly blessed beyond belief. To be her lover you must be a huge geek who wants to spend all of his spare time with her. That perfectly describes me! I'm extremely lucky to have Kiara Searl in my life. I love you baby.

Person 1: Have you seen Kiara Searl?
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.

by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019

kiara searl

Kiara Searl is the most greatest person on planet earth. If you have a girl called "Kiara Searl" In your life you are truly blessed. If you were her lover, it would be the most sensational feeling ever. Kiara is the most perfect woman to ever set foot on this earth. She deserves every strand of love. You don't want to lose her if she is in your life. I'm certainly not letting her go. She is my everything, after all. I love you Kiara and i forever will

Person 1: have you heard of that Kiara Searl lady?
Person 2: yeah, ive heard shes the most amazing and precious thing alive!

by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

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2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015